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May 19, 2012

“Obama Administration Declares Myanmar Open For Business.” -ABC News I can finally invest in those rings that make your neck long…or shawls!! Share...Or Else: Facebook Digg Twitter StumbleUpon Reddit del.icio.us Mixx MySpace LinkedIn
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Two Headed Baby Born, (Otherwise) Healthy

December 21, 2011
Two Headed Baby Born, (Otherwise) Healthy

A 10.1 lb two headed baby was delivered in Brazil this week. The 23 year old mother never had any ultrasounds or tests done so the bizarre news was only brought to a head during the c-section. Understandably this brings up a lot of questions....
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Kate Middleton’s Lobotomy

October 31, 2011
Kate Middleton’s Lobotomy

Kate Middleton served as a last-minute stand-in for Prince Charles at a dinner for In Kind Direct, a charity he founded. The charity aims to gather companies’ surplus products and provide them for free to the underprivileged, which is nice, I guess. Although the word is she...
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Secular Humanism is Actually a Thing

July 7, 2010
Secular Humanism is Actually a Thing

Secular Humanism It’s pretty much the easiest “religion”. It’s not subjective in the least. Just follow the scientific method as “the Word” and there really shouldn’t be any confusion. Here...
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Grandma Killers Want Access to Your Bank Account

February 18, 2010
Grandma Killers Want Access to Your Bank Account

A provision that would “pull the plug on grandma”, Grassley said at a town hall meeting, is one that he cannot support. Wow, what a saint that Grassley, one...
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Earthquake Pulverized Already Pauperized Haiti

January 31, 2010
Earthquake Pulverized Already Pauperized Haiti

Talk about being kicked while down. Yesterday, around 5pm an Earthquake with a 7.0 magnitude devastated an already crestfallen community of Port-Au-Prince. President Obama came to the rescue informing Haiti via talking...
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