Archive for July, 2008

Haitian Gangs Wise Up And Abduct Vanessa, let’s call her V for the sake of confidentiality, is one of the many experienced in the growing trend of being an abductee in Haiti. V was driving her car and bam-ABDUCTED. “I just started to scream from the bottom of my lungs and I was trying to...
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Real Live American Psycho Participates in Nazi OrgyMax Mosley, President of the FIA likes to beat prostitutes and pretend he’s Hitler. In his defense a justice commented, “I see no genuine basis at all for the suggestion that the participants mocked the victims of the Holocaust.” The “bondage, beating and domination” that did...
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Does this flesh look holy to you?Well it is. Cuz it kinda looks like it spells Allah.http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7520149.stm This flesh spells “holy shit”! We tried to bribe Iran’s leaders to stop makin that Eranium rich and it didn’t work. “Five. Five men’s bums have seen my seed. And you know what, that doesn’t make me gay because luckily homosexuals...
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Another Palestinian killed another Israeli, probably. Possibly with one of the following pictured weapons: dogma rocks http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli-Palestinian_conflict The president of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe, talked to the Movement for Democratic Change. It went like this: RM: Oh hey Movement. So uhh, heh, this is awkward, are you guys gonna like keep gettin all up in my grill every time...
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This is a real photograph I uploaded from my digital camera. Took it this morning. Yeah, didn’t know the Earth was on fire did ya? READ THE NEWS DUMBASS. Disclaimer: I really don’t know how it happened, I swear. Share...Or Else: Facebook Digg Twitter StumbleUpon Reddit del.icio.us Mixx MySpace LinkedIn
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